the moon is not made of cheese! it's the biggest hard candy in the universe sitting in our sky. it tastes like honey and clovers if you manage to try it. it's far away but that's for the better........... it'll last longer away from anyone who can eat it. it's so much nicer for us all to be able to look at it at night than to eat it for just a little while. don't ask how it glows! you won't be ready for the answer.
there is a little rat living in my skull! it likes to rustle around sometimes, but that's kind of a pain since i don't like headaches. mostly though, it sits around and tells me what to do. i guess that's a little funny since i don't like cheese. not all rats like cheese though, probably. mine just has more refined tastes for things like instant noodles.